this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future
you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics
this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.
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i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
aries: they are not emotionless, they are just so used to having to be the strong one in every situation. they are surprised when someone genuinely asks how they’re doing, so it takes them a while to respond when having to gather their emotions and explain them to another human.
taurus: just because they are stubborn, does not mean that they don’t care. they usually can come to their senses if someone is patient and understanding towards why they may be reluctant to compromise. it usually has to do with something else, like being afraid.
gemini: they are not two-faced, they just are able to see both sides of a situation and react accordingly to both. they aren’t deceitful in this way, they simply just know how to empathize with almost every person they encounter.
cancer: just because they are very generous with love, does not mean you should take advantage. they can easily cut people off if it means it is for their well-being, and especially if they come to the realization that you don’t love them, you just love what they do for you.
leo: they shut themselves away because they do not want to bring anyone else down with them. it does not mean that they do not care about you, it means that they actually care about you more than you know. they only want the best for you.
virgo: they need to be with people the most when they act like they don’t need anyone. a virgo likes to act as if all they need is themselves, but they crave love just like any other individual and they need someone who cares enough to break their walls down.
libra: they need to express themselves. and sometimes when they are quiet, it simply means that their brain is moving too fast with new ideas and new things to say that they can’t slow down and express it all to you at this moment, but something great will come out of the silence.
scorpio: they need to know how you feel. a scorpio wants to know everything, and that’s why they openly show you everything about them with the passion and intensity that they do. they want the same energy back from you, and everything that may come with it.
sagittarius: being listened to is the best thing you can do for a sagittarius. sometimes the things going on inside their head are too deep to bare alone, and all they really need is for someone to show that they care.
capricorn: a capricorn has enough ambition for the whole world, however, they do get tired just like everyone else. they are scared of disappointment to the point where they push themselves too hard, and need to be reminded to slow down sometimes.
aquarius: they are loyal enough to the point where they will not ever let you believe that you are alone. they will do this to a fault. but they need you to understand that underneath all of this, it is because they do not want to be left alone by you, either. they want the same amount of effort from you that they put in.
pisces: a pisces has to be alone more than the average individual, because they soak in everyone else’s emotions. it does not mean they are tired of you, it simply means that they need to rest and take time to understand everything that they are feeling.
